Funny gardening stories
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So that's the neighbour you're offloading your seeds on. Big Grin

I was in Morries yesterday afternoon, looking at the marked down plants and flowers. One of the regular cheapskates was there and I suggested that he should buy a bouquet of flowers for someone (don't know whether he's still married or not). He wasn't impressed, not even by the 35p carnations. Anyway, we started talking about plants and he said that he'd heard on the radio that there are 9 types of the plant you paint the walls with!
"I have no idea what you're talking about" says I.
So he started mumbling "mmmmmmmm, mmmmmmaaaa??"
Then the light dawned and I said "Magnolia!".
I couldn't stop laughing either. Big Grin
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Funny gardening stories - by Small chilli - 01-07-2024, 04:30 PM
RE: Funny gardening stories - by Veggie - 01-07-2024, 06:00 PM
RE: Funny gardening stories - by JJB - 01-07-2024, 06:38 PM



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