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Dear Doctor Chilli,
Your patient, Miss Pearl Polianthes, seems to be quite demanding, needing to be cossetted over winter, a little like her friends the Dahlias. I'm sure that with a little tender loving care Miss P could be encouraged to come into her own if she found herself in a suitable environment.
I am honoured that you have referred Miss P to me but have to admit that the staff at this Hospital are a bit short (in all senses) of empathy for the needy. Indeed, even I have been known to adopt the "bung it in, and get on with it" approach. Sometimes, patients adjust to their surroundings and overcome any difficulties experienced on first admission.
I assure you that we will treat Miss P with care and dignity but she will have to show some willingness to adjust to our treatment methods.
Yours faithfully
Dr Veggie M*D
Your patient, Miss Pearl Polianthes, seems to be quite demanding, needing to be cossetted over winter, a little like her friends the Dahlias. I'm sure that with a little tender loving care Miss P could be encouraged to come into her own if she found herself in a suitable environment.
I am honoured that you have referred Miss P to me but have to admit that the staff at this Hospital are a bit short (in all senses) of empathy for the needy. Indeed, even I have been known to adopt the "bung it in, and get on with it" approach. Sometimes, patients adjust to their surroundings and overcome any difficulties experienced on first admission.
I assure you that we will treat Miss P with care and dignity but she will have to show some willingness to adjust to our treatment methods.
Yours faithfully
Dr Veggie M*D
The Moneyless Chicken says:-
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.