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Ursula wanted to know what her Uncle Ulysses wore under his Uniform. Ulysses being an Upright Uncle was, Understandably, Unwilling to Undress in front of Ursula and cause an Unfortunate Uproar, as he was an Upstanding member of the Union. Not wanting to Upset Ursula he did however explain that whilst working on an Undercover Undertaking as an Uber driver he wore the most Unforgettable Underwear covered in Unicorns. They weren't the most Useful for Undercover work but were decidedly Unique.
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