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O woe is me! I fear I'm going to be laid Off. I'm Orville, my good friend Ophelia and I are Operatives for the Organisation. On One Occasion I Omitted to Operate the Overflow at the Optimum time to Open the Orifice, then the Orientation of the Object became Out of sync causing Oscillation. This Oversight under Ordinary conditions would have been Okay but On this One Occasion it was catastrophic. The Obnoxious and Officious Overseer Ordered me Offsite. So Ophelia and I stomped Out in Outrage and decided to go to Oakley in Oxforshire to cool Off. We took some Ovaltine, Oatcakes, Oreos and Oranges for a picnic. Our Outing proved very Ordinary but therapeutic, enabling us to calm down, go home and start job hunting.
Gardening is an excuse not to do housework
Greetings from Salisbury
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