Hi, I'm Jonquil and this is my Jolly Friend, Jumping Jack Flash, named after an incident when he was forced to Jettison from a Javelin Jet over Jersey. Telling this tale has brought him many a Jar of Jameson's down at the Old Job and Jamboree, where he is to be found, most January evenings, Jesting with the Jovial locals.
The true story behind Jumping Jack Flash's name is that he Jumped off the Jackson Bridge, Jet propelled by Jerusalem Artichokes, wearing only a Jersey and his Long Johns ending up Jammed between two Junipers, his legs like Jelly..........and his name is John.
The true story behind Jumping Jack Flash's name is that he Jumped off the Jackson Bridge, Jet propelled by Jerusalem Artichokes, wearing only a Jersey and his Long Johns ending up Jammed between two Junipers, his legs like Jelly..........and his name is John.
The Moneyless Chicken says:-
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.
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