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Hello, I'm the Honorable Horatio Houghton and my Handsome, Huggable, Hirsute (Hairy) fourlegged Helpmate Here is Harry, a Havanese. Harry and I are going to the Half day Harpenden Hairy dog show. We've never been to a show before, this should be Hilarious. The Headman in a Hat Handed us tickets and waved us in. A Hairbrained Husky started to Howl which set all the other dogs off. A Harried Harry Hightailed it out of the arena and into the High Street, followed by Half of the other dogs which was 'Hello' to a High speed dogchase and bye bye dog show. Harry and I were reunited eventually and Happily went Home for Horlicks.
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Greetings from Salisbury
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