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I'm Gytha and this Gangly entity is Gordon from Glasgow, we have been Great friends for years and were Going Glamping near Glastonbury. We were Giddy with excitement and packed all our Gear, Grub and Gladrags. Gordon even packed his Guitar, Guaranteeing a Good time. Getting there was Great, no serious holdups and the weather was Glorious. We soon Got settled into our Gorgeous tent but it went downhill from there. A Great big Gallumping Golden Goat Gobbled Gordon's Gingernut and scarpered. Gordon tried to Grab the Goat but fell face down into a puddle. While he was down a Gander pecked at his Gluteus, poor Gordon. I'm afraid I just Giggled. Gordon Grumbled and wanted to Go home but I Graciouly declined. He Gave up anyway and was Gone in a shot. His loss, my Gain I had plenty of me time in the countryside.
Gardening is an excuse not to do housework
Greetings from Salisbury
Qualified member of the Confused Nutter's Club