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Evening all, My Name is Esmeralda Eggplant and these two Exceptionally Entertaining Eggs are my brothers Eric and Ernie.
When we were young, our Mother Eloped to Egypt with an Eccentric Eqyptian by the name of EverHotter the Eleventh and we three Eggplants were abandoned in an Eggbox at the Entrance to the Eternal home for Excommunicated Eggs in Exeter.
We Earnestly need to find our Mother but have Exhausted all lines of Enquiry in England so have E-mailed the Egyptian Embassy asking for Entry Visas so that we can Extend our searches for our Mother.
Eventually, the Egyptian Embassy granted our Visas but Explained that there was an Embargo on the Excavation of Mummies, however we would be Entertained, and Enthusiastically Encouraged to Explore Egypt's Existing Mummies and they were Emphatic that there would be one that would Endear itself......
The End.
When we were young, our Mother Eloped to Egypt with an Eccentric Eqyptian by the name of EverHotter the Eleventh and we three Eggplants were abandoned in an Eggbox at the Entrance to the Eternal home for Excommunicated Eggs in Exeter.
We Earnestly need to find our Mother but have Exhausted all lines of Enquiry in England so have E-mailed the Egyptian Embassy asking for Entry Visas so that we can Extend our searches for our Mother.
Eventually, the Egyptian Embassy granted our Visas but Explained that there was an Embargo on the Excavation of Mummies, however we would be Entertained, and Enthusiastically Encouraged to Explore Egypt's Existing Mummies and they were Emphatic that there would be one that would Endear itself......
The End.
The Moneyless Chicken says:-
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.