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Doris and Doreen's Day out
Disagreeable Dave Dithered about Doing everything. He couldn't Decide whether to join me, Dotty Doris and my Dear friend Dizzy Doreen on a trip to Durdle Dor in Dorset or not. We girls were considering Driving Down to Dorset but Dave Didn't have much faith in our Driving Skills and said as much. Doreen and I weren't about to let Dave Diss our Driving without Dire consequences so we Duly Demanded with Dignity he withdraw his scurrilous Denigration. Dave Declined to recant so we in turn Declined to let Dave join us. Undefeated, Doreen and I Drove to Dorset, where we were Delighted with the view and even Dabbled our feet in the sea. We Dried our Damp feet then Decided to Drive home. We Debated whether to Dangle a Description of our Dazzling Day in front of Dave but came to the conclusion he was a Deadbeat and Didn't Deserve our attention. Disagreeable Dave has been Ditched.
Disagreeable Dave Dithered about Doing everything. He couldn't Decide whether to join me, Dotty Doris and my Dear friend Dizzy Doreen on a trip to Durdle Dor in Dorset or not. We girls were considering Driving Down to Dorset but Dave Didn't have much faith in our Driving Skills and said as much. Doreen and I weren't about to let Dave Diss our Driving without Dire consequences so we Duly Demanded with Dignity he withdraw his scurrilous Denigration. Dave Declined to recant so we in turn Declined to let Dave join us. Undefeated, Doreen and I Drove to Dorset, where we were Delighted with the view and even Dabbled our feet in the sea. We Dried our Damp feet then Decided to Drive home. We Debated whether to Dangle a Description of our Dazzling Day in front of Dave but came to the conclusion he was a Deadbeat and Didn't Deserve our attention. Disagreeable Dave has been Ditched.
Gardening is an excuse not to do housework
Greetings from Salisbury
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