Adventures through the Alphabet. :D

Calamity Catherine and I, Clarissa Chatterbox, live in Chesterfield and are both off to Cardiff by Coach. We're attending a Centre for Circus arts to learn how to be Clowns. What could go wrong? We packed our Clown Costumes and Climbed aboard. We had planned to visit a Chum in Cardiff, Carol Chantenay Carrot, but it turned out we didn't Catch her in time before she had galllivanted off on a Cruise. Curse our luck. Clown school was not what we expected, we weren't allowed to talk, only mime. How do you mime 'my Charlie Chaplain shoes are Crating havoc with my Chillblains' I don't know. I'm not called Clarissa Chatterbox for nothing so being quiet was Considerably Challenging. Calamity Catherine copped a face full of Custard pie and Called it a day. We Caught a Coach back home after only one day. Call us Cheesed off.