Adventures through the Alphabet. :D

My name is Betty Brassica (aka the Brassy Blonde) and I'm Broke.
My twin Boys, Bill and Ben (the Brussels Sprouts) come home from school with tales of their schoolmates' half term Break plans - Bartholomew Blenkinsop is off to Bali, Belinda Blaithwaite to Bruges, even Boris Bryant is going to Benidorm, and, like I said, I'm Broke.
So I've had a Brainwave, we'll go to Butlins by Bus. There's Butlins, Blackpool, Bognor and Barry Island (or there was, once!).
Bill & Ben will love all the activities, Biking, Big Dipper Rides, Bungee jumping, maybe even Ballet and Bathing in the sea! Not to mention the Big British Breakfast Buffet with Bacon, Bangers, Burgers and Beans.
Once the Boys are in Bed, it'll be Brassy's time to let her Bottle Blonde hair down with some Belly Dancing and Bingo, not to mention a few Beers, Bitter and Black please, Barman.
I'll be sorry when our short Break is over and its time to Board the Bus Back home. Never mind, there's always next year!