Sales barrow makeover

Are you lowering the tone again   .
Our neighbour came up with that name when I was considering what to call the barrow last year. It was a very close run thing! As I really liked it. Also very appropriate as Bob does make bird boxes and other wood turned stuff to sell occasionally. There was much hilarity and a conversation not suitable for sharing     . When her first suggestion was Bert’s bits   !

P says he likes 'Bert's Bits' and was querying would they would be sold individually or as a pair   ( I apologise for my husband in advance)