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Vinny

Geordie living 'ower the watter'

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20-12-2022, 10:24 PM

And these for Veggie! Big Grin

Some Cracker Jokes for Chickens

How does a chicken send mail to her friends?
In a hen-velope

Where’s the best place to find information on eggs?
In the hen-cyclopedia.

How do chickens leave a building?
They use the eggs-it!

I cut and pasted these 'Dad jokes' from an allotment newsletter.................so don't blame me! Tongue

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Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 03-12-2020, 06:23 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Admin - 03-12-2020, 07:11 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 03-12-2020, 07:57 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 04-12-2020, 09:47 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Mamzie - 03-12-2020, 08:04 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Spec - 04-12-2020, 10:19 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Moth - 04-12-2020, 10:23 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Broadway - 04-12-2020, 10:59 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Bren - 04-12-2020, 10:59 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Small chilli - 04-12-2020, 12:40 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 04-12-2020, 04:56 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Admin - 05-12-2020, 09:44 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 05-12-2020, 10:04 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 05-12-2020, 10:38 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Spec - 05-12-2020, 11:04 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 05-12-2020, 02:20 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 05-12-2020, 03:02 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Spec - 05-12-2020, 03:39 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Spec - 05-12-2020, 08:07 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Spec - 05-12-2020, 08:10 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 05-12-2020, 10:10 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Small chilli - 05-12-2020, 10:17 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Mark_Riga - 05-12-2020, 11:29 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 06-12-2020, 12:53 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Can the Man - 06-12-2020, 03:17 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 06-12-2020, 02:23 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Small chilli - 06-12-2020, 02:50 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Moth - 06-12-2020, 10:27 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 07-12-2020, 11:48 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 08-12-2020, 02:12 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 08-12-2020, 02:18 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 08-12-2020, 05:31 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Small chilli - 08-12-2020, 08:04 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Bren - 14-12-2020, 11:19 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Broadway - 14-12-2020, 12:13 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 14-12-2020, 08:16 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Small chilli - 14-12-2020, 09:43 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Can the Man - 15-12-2020, 08:11 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Can the Man - 15-12-2020, 08:12 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 18-12-2020, 03:23 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 20-12-2020, 02:45 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Broadway - 23-12-2020, 12:38 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Can the Man - 24-12-2020, 12:30 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Can the Man - 24-12-2020, 12:31 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 24-12-2020, 10:10 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Small chilli - 24-12-2020, 10:42 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 24-12-2020, 11:07 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Small chilli - 24-12-2020, 10:50 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 24-12-2020, 11:09 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 24-12-2020, 06:25 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Spec - 24-12-2020, 07:04 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Broadway - 25-12-2020, 02:45 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 25-12-2020, 03:01 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Broadway - 25-12-2020, 03:16 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 25-12-2020, 08:29 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 07-01-2021, 03:37 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 15-01-2021, 04:52 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Mark_Riga - 15-01-2021, 10:45 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 15-01-2021, 10:55 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 16-01-2021, 10:58 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Can the Man - 17-01-2021, 08:55 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 07-02-2021, 10:35 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Broadway - 07-02-2021, 11:07 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 12-02-2021, 06:00 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Spec - 12-02-2021, 07:38 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 25-02-2021, 06:42 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Spec - 26-02-2021, 10:07 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 26-02-2021, 01:42 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 22-03-2021, 01:15 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Bren - 22-03-2021, 08:40 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Small chilli - 21-04-2021, 12:40 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 21-04-2021, 01:51 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Mikey - 22-04-2021, 06:04 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Bob - 24-05-2021, 07:42 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Small chilli - 24-05-2021, 08:02 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Spec - 24-05-2021, 08:24 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Bob - 24-05-2021, 09:03 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 24-05-2021, 09:18 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Bob - 24-05-2021, 09:59 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Mikey - 24-05-2021, 10:56 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 25-06-2021, 10:53 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Small chilli - 26-06-2021, 07:06 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Mark_Riga - 26-06-2021, 05:18 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Bren - 26-06-2021, 08:15 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Spec - 26-06-2021, 12:50 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Small chilli - 03-07-2021, 01:08 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Broadway - 03-07-2021, 01:27 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Jimny14 - 03-07-2021, 04:38 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 03-07-2021, 03:25 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Small chilli - 05-07-2021, 09:51 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Small chilli - 13-07-2021, 10:18 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 18-07-2021, 07:05 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Spec - 18-07-2021, 07:14 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Small chilli - 20-08-2021, 05:52 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Spec - 21-08-2021, 05:08 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 21-08-2021, 05:30 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 02-10-2021, 09:43 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 05-10-2021, 11:40 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by doublyjonah - 05-10-2021, 12:17 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 24-10-2021, 01:28 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Bren - 24-10-2021, 07:33 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 24-10-2021, 08:17 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 24-10-2021, 08:18 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 24-10-2021, 08:35 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 24-10-2021, 08:50 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 25-10-2021, 09:26 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Small chilli - 17-12-2021, 09:38 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 17-12-2021, 10:03 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 18-12-2021, 12:42 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Spec - 18-12-2021, 08:55 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 18-12-2021, 10:31 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 19-12-2021, 10:49 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by SarrissUK - 19-12-2021, 12:26 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Spec - 19-12-2021, 12:37 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 21-12-2021, 12:30 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 21-12-2021, 09:22 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 21-12-2021, 11:18 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Moth - 21-12-2021, 12:52 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 23-12-2021, 10:39 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 24-12-2021, 12:41 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by MartinH - 24-12-2021, 08:35 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Small chilli - 27-12-2021, 07:50 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Moth - 27-12-2021, 09:54 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 02-01-2022, 09:35 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 06-01-2022, 07:04 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 06-01-2022, 07:41 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 06-01-2022, 08:30 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 06-01-2022, 08:55 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 06-01-2022, 09:35 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Moth - 10-01-2022, 10:41 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by SarrissUK - 10-01-2022, 11:12 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 11-01-2022, 10:02 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 12-01-2022, 07:04 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 17-01-2022, 02:29 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Can the Man - 20-01-2022, 12:38 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Can the Man - 20-01-2022, 12:41 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Small chilli - 27-06-2022, 10:56 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 28-06-2022, 09:39 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by SarrissUK - 28-06-2022, 09:01 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 12-07-2022, 05:22 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 07-08-2022, 08:37 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 07-08-2022, 08:51 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by SarrissUK - 07-08-2022, 09:15 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 08-08-2022, 08:49 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 08-08-2022, 12:11 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 08-08-2022, 03:08 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 27-11-2022, 05:18 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 01-12-2022, 01:08 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 01-12-2022, 01:39 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 01-12-2022, 02:52 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Bren - 01-12-2022, 04:41 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 01-12-2022, 05:14 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Small chilli - 01-12-2022, 08:59 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by SarrissUK - 01-12-2022, 11:54 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 15-12-2022, 06:27 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 16-12-2022, 07:07 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 16-12-2022, 08:07 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 17-12-2022, 08:04 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 20-12-2022, 10:24 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 21-12-2022, 12:18 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Small chilli - 23-12-2022, 03:16 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 22-01-2023, 06:35 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 22-01-2023, 07:31 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by SarrissUK - 22-01-2023, 10:27 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 08-02-2023, 08:08 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Small chilli - 29-05-2023, 09:18 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 29-05-2023, 09:50 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Small chilli - 05-06-2023, 07:12 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 06-06-2023, 09:09 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Small chilli - 11-07-2023, 01:02 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 29-07-2023, 11:46 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 28-11-2023, 11:31 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 02-12-2023, 07:02 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 04-12-2023, 07:03 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 05-12-2023, 06:36 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Admin - 07-12-2023, 08:19 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 12-12-2023, 05:23 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 12-12-2023, 05:27 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 13-12-2023, 01:15 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 19-12-2023, 06:07 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Admin - 19-12-2023, 07:00 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 19-12-2023, 07:01 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 19-12-2023, 08:00 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 22-12-2023, 07:43 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Small chilli - 23-12-2023, 04:24 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 24-12-2023, 12:07 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 24-12-2023, 06:07 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Mark_Riga - 25-12-2023, 08:45 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 03-01-2024, 10:49 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 08-01-2024, 12:11 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 10-01-2024, 12:48 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 14-01-2024, 04:11 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Small chilli - 20-01-2024, 09:27 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 23-01-2024, 10:58 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 28-01-2024, 12:11 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 28-01-2024, 12:19 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 29-01-2024, 11:22 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 07-02-2024, 10:55 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 08-02-2024, 05:19 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 08-02-2024, 05:54 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 10-02-2024, 03:00 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Small chilli - 10-02-2024, 06:26 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 28-02-2024, 07:00 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 04-03-2024, 02:21 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 04-03-2024, 03:47 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 07-03-2024, 06:10 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 12-03-2024, 12:30 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 12-03-2024, 01:45 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 12-03-2024, 02:24 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 12-03-2024, 06:04 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 13-03-2024, 04:08 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 26-03-2024, 10:52 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Moth - 31-03-2024, 09:11 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by MartinH - 31-03-2024, 09:35 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 06-04-2024, 01:46 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Small chilli - 21-04-2024, 07:26 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 29-04-2024, 01:54 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 29-04-2024, 02:50 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 02-05-2024, 10:15 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 02-05-2024, 10:03 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 03-05-2024, 06:55 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 07-05-2024, 08:40 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 08-05-2024, 09:02 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 27-05-2024, 07:54 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 31-05-2024, 10:52 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 31-05-2024, 01:49 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 31-05-2024, 07:46 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 31-05-2024, 08:07 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 01-06-2024, 07:02 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Moth - 10-06-2024, 09:23 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 19-06-2024, 08:59 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 25-06-2024, 10:45 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Moth - 26-06-2024, 12:01 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 01-07-2024, 09:17 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 13-07-2024, 04:15 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Moth - 14-07-2024, 09:02 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 12-08-2024, 02:48 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 18-08-2024, 06:28 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 18-08-2024, 08:46 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 18-08-2024, 08:51 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 22-08-2024, 11:14 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 22-08-2024, 02:03 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 25-09-2024, 10:03 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 25-09-2024, 10:33 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 25-09-2024, 12:21 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 10-10-2024, 06:03 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 10-10-2024, 06:43 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 30-10-2024, 11:03 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Bren - 31-10-2024, 09:56 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Small chilli - 31-10-2024, 10:13 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 31-10-2024, 05:34 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 31-10-2024, 06:16 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 31-10-2024, 10:19 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 01-11-2024, 12:03 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 01-11-2024, 10:40 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 02-11-2024, 12:14 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by JJB - 02-11-2024, 10:45 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 02-11-2024, 01:03 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 02-11-2024, 01:53 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 02-11-2024, 03:33 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Mark_Riga - 04-11-2024, 11:44 AM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Veggie - 04-11-2024, 01:39 PM

RE: Festive Funnies - by Vinny - 04-11-2024, 06:27 PM

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