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I’m with Vinny. Definitely take some photos. Imagine what you could do with an acre of allotment.
I had to read your post several times. I thought you were going to Taunton! I didn’t realise it was yet another kale variety   .  Those directions sound like good way to get lost   . Good luck. Report in when your home so we don’t have to send out a search party .