2022 - Good Morning, Afternoon, Night

A little tale to amuse The Boss

I went to the chemist today to pick up a prescription. The assistant, who was a bit flustered, asked for my name. Off she went to look for my tablets, to return in a minute or so asking" Did you say your name was Short?"
No, says I, its Sharp.
Another customer, with a very loud laugh said " I like that Short and Sharp".

So there you are, Boss, even the chemist thinks I'm short.