Just musing

For me it’s because on here I’m quite nice ( most the time   ), sociable and chatty.
 In reality I’m an unsociable recluse with a mouth like a sailor     and mostly intolerant of everyone     .

Good for you SC.  You sound like Paul.  He's an antisocial b****r at the best of times.  I often wonder why he took up with me, as they say opposites attract.   I'm surprised at you being antisocial seeing all the different jobs/skills you have, but then again you've chosen to live on an island  which does say a lot