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Dear Editor,
I hope you have an advice page, as I need some sensible advice. I have a very large tree stump which has resisted all efforts to remove it. The gentleman who lives next door informs me he has a nephew who works for the military in foreign parts in the capacity of bomb disposal. He assures me that in exchange for a carrier bag of courgettes, some ripe tomatoes and a quantity of strawberry jam this nephew can be persuaded to liberate an IED on my behalf, which, he says, willl surely remove the stump. My question is this, what time of day do you advise as the least likely to disturb the neighbours? (I live in an urban environment). I enclose a photo of the stump so you may see the size of the problem.
Looking forward to your reply.
I hope you have an advice page, as I need some sensible advice. I have a very large tree stump which has resisted all efforts to remove it. The gentleman who lives next door informs me he has a nephew who works for the military in foreign parts in the capacity of bomb disposal. He assures me that in exchange for a carrier bag of courgettes, some ripe tomatoes and a quantity of strawberry jam this nephew can be persuaded to liberate an IED on my behalf, which, he says, willl surely remove the stump. My question is this, what time of day do you advise as the least likely to disturb the neighbours? (I live in an urban environment). I enclose a photo of the stump so you may see the size of the problem.
Looking forward to your reply.
Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished – Lao Tzu
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