2022 - Good Morning, Afternoon, Night

Morning All.
Thought I'd share my  morning with you - its a bit like JJB's day of late.
Get up, have a shower, put on all clean clothes as I knew I was popping out later and my gardening jeans were rather grubby.
First job, even before breakfast - open the GHs and water if needed.
The toms in GH 2 looked a bit thirsty so I thought I'd give them a treat with added HotBin glug. Picked up the plastic container and gave it a good shake to mix the contents. That was my mistake!!
The handle broke off in my hand and the Glug shot out, covering me, my clothes, into my clogs, with strong brown liquid. The Container had fallen on the floor and shattered, the glug covered the path but missed the toms and the beds completely. What a waste!
I threw my shoes in the waterbutt but my socks (one of my favourite pairs with giraffes and leopards on) were sodden.
By the time I'd reached the house, my skin had turned brown!!
Straight into the shower and clothes in the wash.
The one good thing is...............it doesn't stink like comfrey tea and, with a bit of luck, I'll grow taller.