2022 - What I did today

I tasked the teenager with cooking dinner, which she did very well indeed, while I went to get a boot full of horse manure. It's fresh, so I'm putting it into the big compost heap with a load of cardboard. That should break down quite quickly shouldn't it?
Now I need to carry on looking fir someone with actual old stuff, well rotted, that I can use immediately- desperate times!