Rogues gallery

I hate having visitors if they're the sort that expect homemade cake and a dust-free environment! Happy to show anyone around the garden and offer them fruit though. I'll even offer coffee if you catch me on a good day. If you keep driving past me, and catch a ferry at the end of the road, you can visit Can instead.

Dust free environment??  What's that?  Quite agree with your sentiments V, although there is usually a sponge on the go here, don't expect jam and cream though. It is extremely unlikely we'll ever get your way, so I think you're quite safe. Mind you if you ever approach Salisbury, I might get the hoover out in celebration.