Enter our 1st birthday competition now!

I ain't no poet as ya'll all agree
But bear with me for now, as I try and decree
This forum is tops, in my fair mind
Oh, what a crawley begger I can be at times!
Twenty five squid is not to be sniffed at
so I'l do my best not to be a daft pratt
Stop blathering Vinny I here you say
OK I'll get on with it and try and convey
Its been a tough year for us all
Both weatherise, and with covid
But the forum has helped me to offload
My thoughts and daft ideas
Onto a willing crowd of nutters and enthusiasts
Some of which are Gentlemen/Gentlewomen and scholiasts



My love of this forum, the only one I frequent
Is only matched by my anguish and torment
When I realise there are so many Garden and Gossipers
who are more knowledgeable than I and full on philosophers
There's Veggie,Bren,Small Chilli & Scarlet who run the show for Admin
Who gets the whip out every  now and agin!
No question is too daft for us nutters to ask
And a lot of my posts take a while  to unmask

So in essence my thanks to Admin and team
Who do a grand job
And make Garden & gossip sparkle and gleam
On this first anniversary
I would say that its necessary
To congratulate the chatterers
And long live the characters!