What Won't You Have in the Garden?

No striped lawn or conifers for me either. I abhor straight lines too, although my husband loves them. As I  do most of the gardenning very little is neat. I hide when he appears with a measuring tape and spirit level.
No children generally, although exceptions can be made on odd occasions such as picking their own pumpkins for Halloween or to help themselves to fruit. (I must be getting soft in my old age).

It's the tape, spirit level AND shears or hedge trimmers I'm afraid of.  P with pruning implements is a terrifying thing.