Strange but true.

The skin on my elbow is dry, can someone else give it a lick.

Also when I was a kid I was told you couldn’t go swimming straight after you’d eaten as you’d get a cramp and might drown. Discovered tonight, that was complete twaddle QI told me. How many more are there?

My mother had a saying for warts, that had something to do with buying it off you and shoving it up a horses rear but, I don’t remember it. Someone will come along shortly and tell me that’s a lie too!!

The lies parents tell their children!   Like if you pull a face and the wind changes you'll stick with the funny face.