The skin on my elbow is dry, can someone else give it a lick. 
Also when I was a kid I was told you couldn’t go swimming straight after you’d eaten as you’d get a cramp and might drown. Discovered tonight, that was complete twaddle QI told me. How many more are there?
My mother had a saying for warts, that had something to do with buying it off you and shoving it up a horses rear but, I don’t remember it. Someone will come along shortly and tell me that’s a lie too!!
Also when I was a kid I was told you couldn’t go swimming straight after you’d eaten as you’d get a cramp and might drown. Discovered tonight, that was complete twaddle QI told me. How many more are there?
My mother had a saying for warts, that had something to do with buying it off you and shoving it up a horses rear but, I don’t remember it. Someone will come along shortly and tell me that’s a lie too!!
A pocket knife is not a weapon in the right hands it’s an essential garden tool.
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