Hot topic in the Mikey household

Ok so we are planning on updating the downstairs bathroom and we got into a heated debate earlier. Over the last few years we’ve seen a rise in Popularity of the shower toilet. The all in one Toilet bidet combo that cleans and dries without the need for paper or human intervention.

The rest of the household are appalled at the thought but, I remember their infancy back around the turn of the century and they are super cool these days. Controllable via an app or remote, automatic lid lifting as you near, integrated night lights, capable of sensing individuals for stored water temperature and cleaning patterns!, forced air at the rim to seal in odours, heated seats, and air drying that reduces in temperature the drier you get. They are the rolls Royce of toilets but,  missus keeled over when I said they were about £4K.

Err...I’m with the family on this one Mikey, sorry!!

Jay most people in the UK and America are also appalled as our culture has never really adopted the bidet, continental Europe and swathes of the rest of the world though think we are a little weird in our bathroom habits.

I just checked and it’s estimated that 80% of the world use a bidet, now I feel like a minority. We truly are an island, just not ones that understand how to use the sea shells. (Spot the film reference, 10 points to the victor)

Ok so we are planning on updating the downstairs bathroom and we got into a heated debate earlier. Over the last few years we’ve seen a rise in Popularity of the shower toilet. The all in one Toilet bidet combo that cleans and dries without the need for paper or human intervention.

The rest of the household are appalled at the thought but, I remember their infancy back around the turn of the century and they are super cool these days. Controllable via an app or remote, automatic lid lifting as you near, integrated night lights, capable of sensing individuals for stored water temperature and cleaning patterns!, forced air at the rim to seal in odours, heated seats, and air drying that reduces in temperature the drier you get. They are the rolls Royce of toilets but,  missus keeled over when I said they were about £4K.

A Shower toilet should give you a shower while you sit on the toilet not just spray your rear end. 
Does it turn the pages of your book too?

Sorry V does your shower turn the pages of your book.! you need an audio book V and a Sonos system, Marty where we’re going you don’t need pages.

They have two separate nozzles one for the front and one for the rear, each gets cleaned as it returns to its little hidey hole. If you read the blurb and you know I’ve read the blurb!!!, the wand has multiple nozzles like a shower head (Hence the name, I think) and different settings such as massage, and fountain, the wand can move in and out and rotate which is why you can programme your preferred options. I think they should rename the nozzle functions to something more descriptive like, full of fibre, or muddy puddle.

I’m gonna find a promo video and link it.

I will stick with a traditional loo thanks

SC runs off to google shower toilets   . They sound awesome. Even though the toilet for the new build has already been purchased ( well free from local buy & sell fb page ).

Ok for those a little curious here are two videos the first is more car promo than loo promo. The second is for those that are never parted from their phone.

https://youtu.be/MElr6xza1cU

https://youtu.be/0JEZ8i68uk8

I will stick with a traditional loo thanks

will it be tea or tea father, ahh go on. 


go on.

I have never understood why you would put a device for washing socks in a bathroom