2023 - Wishful Thinking Advent Calendar

Great minds think alike JJB   .

E is for exercise equipment. 100% an unwanted, unappreciated gift 

Especially as I moved 370kg yesterday by hand. ( I can feel it today    )

E for me is an Espresso coffee machine. It would have been something Exercise related but I didn't want you to accuse me of being a copycat.

E for me is an Espresso coffee machine. It would have been something Exercise related but I didn't want you to accuse me of being a copycat.

If I’d thought about it I’d of gone for that option as well. Hate coffee     .

Multiple unwanted gifts fall under F . Fennel (any sort, seeds, herb, vegetable) and fireworks.

Fanciful fashion frippery. I don't do fashion, or if I do it's, usually several years out of date. A real unwanted gift a few years ago was a face roller

https://www.elfcosmetics.co.uk/jade-roller/84220.html

I figured it was far too late for that sort of malarkey. I'm lumbered with my face as it is and no amout of rolling is going to make any difference.

Unwanted F for me would be anything with Fur, coat, slippers or gloves.

A garlic crusher.

I have a knife thank you, I don’t need a garlic crusher that (in my experience) leaves half the garlic in the thing, and is a pain in the butt to clean.

A Garter or Garter Belt, because I haven't worn stockings in years, and not bladdy likely to in the future!

Gym shoes or, as we would call them, daps. My days of prancing around in a gym are long gone.

Gym shoes or, as we would call them, daps. My days of prancing around in a gym are long gone.

I'll have your daps, I wear kids daps in the garden in the summer.