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hahaha "shite flowers"
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^^^ I grow those some years, puts you off gardening! Smile or maybe it's the plantains that grow out of the horse manure
Gardening is an excuse not to do housework
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The Moneyless Chicken says:- 
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.
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Today is Blue Monday - so, here's a Welsh joke to cheer everyone up ????????

Dai is at the car boot sale when an American tourist comes by. Pointing to a skull on display in Dai's car, he says: “Whose skull is that?”
“That,” says Dai profoundly, “is the skull of Owain Glyndwr. It's yours for £10.”
“Incredible,” says the American. “I'll take it.”
Some weeks later, Dai is at the car boot sale when the same American walks past and notices a much smaller skull for sale.
“Whose skull it that?” asks the American.
“That,” says Dai in a practised voice, “is the skull of Owain Glyndwr.”
“Hang on,” says the American. “You sold me the skull of Owain Glyndwr a few weeks ago.”
“Aye,” says Dai. “This is when he was a boy.” ?
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New sign for recycling

   
Coffee keeps me busy until it’s acceptable to drink whiskey.
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Coffee keeps me busy until it’s acceptable to drink whiskey.
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Builder that would like to go play in the garden.
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JJB Offline
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I have several plants like that Smile
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haha too true, SC!!
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As soon as I saw this I thought of   *****

I'll leave you to guess who. Big Grin
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