Create your own Anecdote

In the hopes of starting a new thread entitled-

Veggies Life can I start the ball rolling with -

Sometime back when a lady was enjoying the glorious sunshine whilst she picked gooseberries.
She sighed with delight as she saw a chicken beating the hell out of a snail it had found hidden under the bush.
All of a sudden she heard a noise. It was a gentle, chortling noise that seemed to be coming from underneath the gooseberry bush she was standing next too.

Lifting the lowest branches Mother Veggie peered into the dappled shade and saw a..............

Very eloquent Neffa.

Very eloquent Neffa.

Was I under the bush as well Mike?