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From the lying down position, horses rise to their feet front end first, cows rise back end first.

I heard that a horse can go up a stairway but not down.

(30-05-2020, 08:02 PM)Can the Man Wrote: [ -> ]I heard that a horse can go up a stairway but not down.

Sounds like our old Greyhound Wilf

Garden snails can have as many as fourteen thousand teeth.     

(30-05-2020, 10:14 PM)Moth Wrote: [ -> ]Garden snails can have as many as fourteen thousand teeth.     

And feast on my cabbages 

It takes around an hour to drive to outer space!

(31-05-2020, 01:30 PM):PJay Wrote: [ -> ]It takes around an hour to drive to outer space!

Surely it depends on where you start, if you are at the bottom of the Mariana Trench it’ll take 90 minutes just to get to the surface, quite a while to decompress and get the water out of the engine. Also what are you driving I think only a Toyota hilux would survive both depth and the re-entry to earth. 

And my home made bread.

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A strawberry is not a berry but a banana is.

Fruit is a horticultural term but vegetable is a cooking term.

In Israel it’s illegal to take bear onto a beach.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad !. (Unless your Veggie of course :O)

Sean Connery as James Bond is reported to have worn a toupee.

If female rats don’t heave rumpy pumpy for a year they die.