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What do you mean JJB, how else did I get this face?!!

I've been told before to 'Tell your face your happy', but, you can't help having an RBF. (Resting B***h face!). Big Grin
(27-05-2020, 10:16 AM)Mikey Wrote: [ -> ]What do you mean JJB, how else did I get this face?!!

I've been told before to 'Tell your face your happy', but, you can't help having an RBF. (Resting B***h face!). Big Grin

At last!  Someone who understands.  I'm always being  told I look miserable, but if I try to smile all the time I look manic Big Grin, therefore I'll be happy inside and grumpy outside.
Yes, if someone passes you in the street smiling weirdly you are probably going to cross the road, I know where I stand with a scowl. Smile
A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won’t.

It’s illegal in Switzerland to own only one guinea pig.
All tabby cats have an "M" on their foreheads. So ginger cats are all red tabbies.

(27-05-2020, 11:56 AM)Neffa Wrote: [ -> ]It’s illegal in Switzerland to own only one guinea pig.

It's almost impossible anywhere to own only one guinea pig. Guinea pigs are good at making more guinea pigs.  Big Grin

If you made $1 every second, it would take you 2,921 years to have more money than Bill Gates.
All cats have 3 colours in their coats.
(26-05-2020, 03:59 PM)Neffa Wrote: [ -> ]Camels can’t walk on ice - it’s because they move their legs unlike most mammals e.g both sides together. That movement is what can make people sea sick. 

I guess that's another strange but true then - you can be seasick in the desert..........
(27-05-2020, 11:56 AM)Neffa Wrote: [ -> ]A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won’t.

That is because a mule is stubborn, I’m not sinking and you can’t make me sink.
You can’t hum if your holding your nose.

Octopus have 3 hearts (what does octopi taste like?)
(29-05-2020, 02:16 PM)Neffa Wrote: [ -> ]You can’t hum if your holding your nose.

Octopus have 3 hearts (what does octopi taste like?)
 Your right, I tried it I was humming in my nose.  Confused
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