Kitchen cupboard stocktake

I'm sorry to have let you down in this way.      I'm a failure and I'm ashamed of myself.

To be fair most of those dates happen 5 minutes ago in my head   . If I actually work it out I’m always shocked at how long ago that was. Your youngest tin is still 5 years past its prime! Just mind blowing and a little scary, if I’m honest. 
The other two are 13 and 9 years out of date. ………. Ok , that’s pretty out of date. But it still 5 minutes ago   

Sorry SC it's a sign you're getting older. The 80s and 90s still seem only a moment away to me until I do the sums.