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RE: Conversations with oven. - Veggie - 29-01-2021

Just a wind up. Wink

RE: Conversations with oven. - Vinny - 29-01-2021

(29-01-2021, 02:07 PM)Veggie Wrote: Just a wind up. Wink
Its all those beans you eat! Tongue

RE: Conversations with oven. - JJB - 29-01-2021

I, once again, have come late to the party. Reading from beginning to end I find it comforting (?) that I identify with every post. I have told P that I'm not, as he says, mad, and there are people out there very similar, his reply was 'heaven help us! Smile
Why has nobody mentioned Schroedinger's Cat?
I shout at anything that bleeps, except the bread maker, which gets praised for being very clever if the loaf is good, occasionally it has a blonde moment and chucks out a duff one.

RE: Conversations with oven. - Bren - 29-01-2021

(29-01-2021, 01:19 PM)Veggie Wrote: It makes a sound whether anyone is, or isn't there!! Haven't you heard a tree fall?

The last tree I heard fall i was on the other end of the rope and it flung me over the  wall.   Cry   I was fine but we  had to rebuild the garden wall.

RE: Conversations with oven. - Spec - 29-01-2021

Bren that deserves several likes, but it just shows we all have a picture of people that we have never met, in my case with you, it was someone of average hight and slight build, never pictured a person who would knock down a brick wallBig Grin Big Grin

RE: Conversations with oven. - Bren - 29-01-2021

It must have looked funny  Big Grin 

Mr B had been holding the rope then passed  it to me  but seeing as I  weigh much less than him I was  just flung me over the wall tree and all.

RE: Conversations with oven. - Vinny - 29-01-2021

(29-01-2021, 05:20 PM)Bren Wrote: It must have looked funny  Big Grin 

Mr B had been holding the rope then passed  it to me  but seeing as I  weigh much less than him I was  just flung me over the wall tree and all.
That's  what you get for wearing a plant pot on your head! Tongue

RE: Conversations with oven. - Bren - 29-01-2021

(29-01-2021, 05:27 PM)Vinny Wrote:
(29-01-2021, 05:20 PM)Bren Wrote: It must have looked funny  Big Grin 

Mr B had been holding the rope then passed  it to me  but seeing as I  weigh much less than him I was  just flung me over the wall tree and all.
That's  what you get for wearing a plant pot on your head! Tongue

It's my safety helmet  Big Grin

RE: Conversations with oven. - Veggie - 29-01-2021

(29-01-2021, 03:24 PM)Vinny Wrote:
(29-01-2021, 02:07 PM)Veggie Wrote: Just a wind up. Wink
Its all those beans you eat! Tongue
Nah, its the butterflies in my stomach, fluttering their wings and causing a tsunami in my intestines.

RE: Conversations with oven. - Spec - 29-01-2021

Bren is that a scorpion that you have as an avatar and don't the females kill the male after matingRolleyes