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RE: What are you stuck with??? - Spec - 16-08-2021
(15-08-2021, 01:12 PM)Veggie Wrote:(15-08-2021, 01:01 PM)Spec Wrote: Would a box of red wine count?It would IF it was the last thing you bought! Knowing how tight you are, it was probably something years ago.
You didn't say recently, you just said the last thing you bought
RE: What are you stuck with??? - Spec - 16-08-2021
(15-08-2021, 11:41 PM)Bren Wrote:I am quite willing to share, for every teaspoon full of coffee you give me I will give you a teaspoon full of red wine(15-08-2021, 01:01 PM)Spec Wrote: Would a box of red wine count?Mine was coffee so maybe we could share our drinks. Or is that against the rules ?
remember you didn't buy the water fir the coffee
RE: What are you stuck with??? - Moth - 16-08-2021
The last thing I've bought was a few minutes ago - a bottle of Opium perfume for my mum, it's her favourite and she's emptied the last bottle. I got a double discount on it so the price was good.
What exactly is a lifetime's supply? A bottle of perfume every week and I could set up my own online shop, a pint of milk a week and I'd be desperate in three days
RE: What are you stuck with??? - Veggie - 16-08-2021
(14-08-2021, 10:26 PM)Scarlet Wrote: Asda delivery. Does that count?Having given this due consideration - No.
What was the last item on the order?
RE: What are you stuck with??? - Scarlet - 16-08-2021
(16-08-2021, 10:06 AM)Veggie Wrote:My neighbours xdry vermouth! I don't like it(14-08-2021, 10:26 PM)Scarlet Wrote: Asda delivery. Does that count?Having given this due consideration - No.
What was the last item on the order?
RE: What are you stuck with??? - Spec - 16-08-2021
At the price of Opium a joroit should last 5 years
(for Veggie, a joroit, means a(jor)jar '(o)of it
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RE: What are you stuck with??? - Veggie - 16-08-2021
Part 2
You know those sci-fi disaster movies where a group of people are suddenly isolated from civilisation (as they know it) and have to survive on whatever they have to hand.
Here's the twist in the tale - we are that group and we have to survive on the last items we bought!!
Seeds
Chinese Takeaway
Almond Magnums
Concrete
Coffee
Corn plasters
Coach screws
Tray of peaches
Sour cream and chive crisps
TV Magazine
Box of Red wine
Opium perfume
Dry vermouth
Could you get by with those items for a lifetime?
PS Nobody said I was sane!!
RE: What are you stuck with??? - Bren - 16-08-2021
We're doomed no water or veggies.
RE: What are you stuck with??? - Small chilli - 16-08-2021
Well we won’t starve
RE: What are you stuck with??? - Small chilli - 16-08-2021
(16-08-2021, 07:52 PM)Bren Wrote: We're doomed no water or veggies.Who needs water when there’s wine
. We’ll have veggies when the seeds have grown 