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RE: Strange but true. - Mikey - 27-05-2020
What do you mean JJB, how else did I get this face?!!
I've been told before to 'Tell your face your happy', but, you can't help having an RBF. (Resting B***h face!).
RE: Strange but true. - JJB - 27-05-2020
(27-05-2020, 10:16 AM)Mikey Wrote: What do you mean JJB, how else did I get this face?!!
I've been told before to 'Tell your face your happy', but, you can't help having an RBF. (Resting B***h face!).
At last! Someone who understands. I'm always being told I look miserable, but if I try to smile all the time I look manic
, therefore I'll be happy inside and grumpy outside.
RE: Strange but true. - Mikey - 27-05-2020
Yes, if someone passes you in the street smiling weirdly you are probably going to cross the road, I know where I stand with a scowl.
RE: Strange but true. - Neffa - 27-05-2020
A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won’t.
It’s illegal in Switzerland to own only one guinea pig.
RE: Strange but true. - Moth - 27-05-2020
All tabby cats have an "M" on their foreheads. So ginger cats are all red tabbies.
(27-05-2020, 11:56 AM)Neffa Wrote: It’s illegal in Switzerland to own only one guinea pig.
It's almost impossible anywhere to own only one guinea pig. Guinea pigs are good at making more guinea pigs.
If you made $1 every second, it would take you 2,921 years to have more money than Bill Gates.
RE: Strange but true. - Can the Man - 27-05-2020
All cats have 3 colours in their coats.
RE: Strange but true. - Moth - 27-05-2020
(26-05-2020, 03:59 PM)Neffa Wrote: Camels can’t walk on ice - it’s because they move their legs unlike most mammals e.g both sides together. That movement is what can make people sea sick.
I guess that's another strange but true then - you can be seasick in the desert..........
RE: Strange but true. - Mikey - 29-05-2020
(27-05-2020, 11:56 AM)Neffa Wrote: A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won’t.
That is because a mule is stubborn, I’m not sinking and you can’t make me sink.
RE: Strange but true. - Neffa - 29-05-2020
You can’t hum if your holding your nose.
Octopus have 3 hearts (what does octopi taste like?)
RE: Strange but true. - Can the Man - 29-05-2020
(29-05-2020, 02:16 PM)Neffa Wrote: You can’t hum if your holding your nose.Your right, I tried it I was humming in my nose.
Octopus have 3 hearts (what does octopi taste like?)
