So that's where I went wrong,
I tried to grow a date palm from fresh date seeds. I should have waited 2000 years!
Did they grow a lot of those when you were a girl Veggie?
Yes, I remember it well, Spec. Everyone wanted a date with me.
Oh well done, I liked that answer
Didn't want to palm you off with an untruth, Spec.
That OK I never had any dates from strange women
The closest you've come to a date is your Calendar.