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Help please 

I’m going to make a sign for the area next to the post box. Where I’ve planted daffodils & sown foxglove. Even though it has a little horseshoe fence around it. People still walk on it. So they can come have a chat with us when we’re working in the garden. ( Just come in the gate people we don’t bite    )
I’d like your help with the wording. It’s not going to be a massive sign. But hopefully it’ll be noticeable as I’m going to attempt to paint a daffodil on it. 
So far I’ve come up with. 

sleeping daffodils stay off their bed.
Or
Get off the ………….. daffodils ! 

I’d like something witty rather than my usual sarcasm with underlying aggression     .

Thank you

How about 2 or 3 signs on posts so they're easily visible above the horseshoes? Paint a daffodil or any other flower with a stream of ZZzzzzzz coming out of its trumpet.........and/or a big boot with a X over it. Pictures shout louder than words.

People eating daffodils - Keep Off!

Landmine?

I like Veggie’s idea of a picture of a big boot hovering over a daffodil.

Some very good suggestions. Lots for me to think about.

Veggie you might be over estimating my drawing/ painting ability 

You can do it SC, we've seen how talented you are!

[attachment=7124]Couldn't save these images but.....some ideas!
https://www.alamy.com/cartoon-shoes-ruth...archtype=0

https://www.twodudeswc.com/dayton/medium...1945_1214/

Something like this, with painted daffodils?

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Here’s the sign

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All your suggestions were very good and appreciated. I still went with sarcastic with underlying violence   .
The rest of the village ( who it’s aimed at ) would expect nothing less from me and would think something was wrong if I hadn’t   .