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You'll have seen how the names of some months are tweaked to turn into a challenge/aim like Veganuary/January to turn vegan, No Mow May to put away your lawnmower and Movember to grow a moustache for charity.
There are others but they elude me at present!
My question is - can you think of names/aims for each month of the year, just as some of us (well, Vinny and I) have names for days of the week.
I'd like to be able to say, its Weednesday, No Mow May.

Fanuary - the women’s version of Movember 

Norty Can.

I'm sure I don't have a clue what he's on about

January could be Planuary. I'm working on the rest, slowly.

Planuary and Forgetuary?

March could be Mulch

Muddy mulchy March
Anticipatory April
May madness

Croptober (October) gathering the harvest before

Nogrowvember (November) dark evenings, long nights when very little grows

Restember (December) when we set aside our tools and have a break.