Welcome to the G&G Harvest Festival

So far we've had Mikey the Pedant and JJB the Rebel. I dread to think who'll be joining the awkward squad next.

I'm sure we'll all be moulded into the required shape with you and SC in the driving seat.  You could threaten the misbehaving children with a tongue lashing by SC! 

And we’ll have less of that bl**dy cheek as well young lady    .

YOUNG?!!  come off it SC I'm 66 in a fortnight!  And ' lady'?  Probably not.  I think you may have paid me a compliment - you'd better have a sit down and recover