Blackbirds might be in the shop ready for a pie if they keep eating the tomatoes!
The shopkeeper is having a bit of a problem with stock control. He's run out of strawberries and raspberries but has overstocked on courgettes and beans. He says it happens every year and can't understand why. He blames the computerised ordering system, but I have my doubts
The shopkeeper is having a bit of a problem with stock control. He's run out of strawberries and raspberries but has overstocked on courgettes and beans. He says it happens every year and can't understand why. He blames the computerised ordering system, but I have my doubts
Gardening is an excuse not to do housework
Greetings from Salisbury
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