Time to reopen the Little Shop at the end of the garden!

Scarlet, my thief is Bob   .

You will have to set up a 'Bob' trap, but make sure it's humane.    I used to have the same problem, a 'Simon' but he left home and got married, he's someone else's problem now!

Is it anything like a Gin trap, that presumably is baited with gin?

The shoplifters here have 4 legs  although there is an old bird that nicks the raspberries if she thinks you're not looking. Poor old girl, she's a bit past her prime and she'd never make a living on the streets, so I pretend I haven't seen her.

(Despite what you're thinking, its NOT me  )