How do you....................?

I'm always intrigued by the different ways people do simple tasks - so let's share how similar or diverse we can be!!

Q How do you make a sandwich from 2 slices of bread?

I think you're afraid to be first to reply - so I'll start!
Two slices of bread, buttered (sometimes only one slice is buttered if the filling is moist - like cottage cheese or coleslaw)
One slice on top of the other and cut into two halves - rectangles. not triangles.

2 slices of bread, both buttered then aslant cue of ham on each and then a slow cue of cheese that will be sandwiched between the ham. Then cut into 4 triangles.

Two slices of bread both buttered on one side filled with cheese and coleslaw cut to make 4 squares.
Because cutting my sandwich into squares means less chance of the filling dropping out.

Three replies - and 3 different ways to cut up a sandwich!!
Wonder which one is the most popular..........

Does anybody ever make a crisp sandwich? . Bread and butter with cheese and onion crisps, best made with Brennan’s white sliced pan and Tayto or King crisps.

2 slices of bread Mayo spread on one side of both, filled with cheese & tomato or cheese & spring onion . Or ham & tomato. Or mustard mixed with the Mayo with ham. Unless it’s tuna & Mayo with cucumber or spring onion, in which case the bread doesn’t have anything on it.

Does anybody ever make a crisp sandwich? . Bread and butter with cheese and onion crisps, best made with Brennan’s white sliced pan and Tayto or King crisps.

I do like a crisp butty. It’s got to be salt & vinegar crisps for an all crisp butty.  
Any crisps added to any butty is good.

I agree that S&V crisps are best in a butty - nice bit of crunch in soft bread.

I only like Salt and vinegar on mine when it’s an actual chip butty. My wife loves fish finger sandwiches or fried egg sandwiches