Pythagoras Theorem
Vinny Offline
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The Plains Indians practised polygamy, and one chief had three wives

The first wife lived in a tepee of elk hide

the second in a tepee
made of buffalo hide, 

and the youngest in a tepee of hippopotamus hide.

He slept with each wife on the eve of his great hunting trip.


He was gone nine moons and when he returned, he went into the elk hide
tepee and found that his wife had borne him a son. Likewise, in the
buffalo hide tepee, that wife, too, had borne him a son. So, imagine
his surprise when he found twin baby boys in the hippopotamus hide
tepee.

This just proves that …


The Squaw on the Hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the Squaws on the other two hides.
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Can't help it now I have found this nutty as a fruitcake thread! Big Grin
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Thats older than Specs Wink
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(29-01-2021, 06:39 PM)Admin Wrote: Thats older than Specs Wink
Aw shucks, you've hurt my feelings now! Sick

Anyway, the old uns are the good uns! Tongue ........sometimes. Rolleyes
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(29-01-2021, 07:36 PM)Vinny Wrote:
(29-01-2021, 06:39 PM)Admin Wrote: Thats older than Specs Wink
Aw shucks, you've hurt my feelings now! Sick

Anyway, the old uns are the good uns! Tongue ........sometimes. Rolleyes

No Vinny, not sometimes but alltimesSmile Smile
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