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The last thing I've bought was a few minutes ago - a bottle of Opium perfume for my mum, it's her favourite and she's emptied the last bottle. I got a double discount on it so the price was good.
What exactly is a lifetime's supply? A bottle of perfume every week and I could set up my own online shop, a pint of milk a week and I'd be desperate in three days
Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished – Lao Tzu
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(14-08-2021, 10:26 PM)Scarlet Wrote: Asda delivery. Does that count? Having given this due consideration - No.
What was the last item on the order?
The Moneyless Chicken says:-
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.
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(16-08-2021, 10:06 AM)Veggie Wrote: (14-08-2021, 10:26 PM)Scarlet Wrote: Asda delivery. Does that count? Having given this due consideration - No.
What was the last item on the order? My neighbours xdry vermouth! I don't like it
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16-08-2021, 01:09 PM
(This post was last modified: 16-08-2021, 01:11 PM by Spec.)
At the price of Opium a joroit should last 5 years (for Veggie, a joroit, means a(jor)jar '(o)of it )
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Part 2
You know those sci-fi disaster movies where a group of people are suddenly isolated from civilisation (as they know it) and have to survive on whatever they have to hand.
Here's the twist in the tale - we are that group and we have to survive on the last items we bought!!
Seeds
Chinese Takeaway
Almond Magnums
Concrete
Coffee
Corn plasters
Coach screws
Tray of peaches
Sour cream and chive crisps
TV Magazine
Box of Red wine
Opium perfume
Dry vermouth
Could you get by with those items for a lifetime?
PS Nobody said I was sane!!
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We're doomed no water or veggies.
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Well we won’t starve
Builder that would like to go play in the garden.
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(16-08-2021, 07:52 PM)Bren Wrote: We're doomed no water or veggies. Who needs water when there’s wine . We’ll have veggies when the seeds have grown
Builder that would like to go play in the garden.
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