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(15-08-2021, 01:12 PM)Veggie Wrote:
(15-08-2021, 01:01 PM)Spec Wrote: Would a box of red wine count? Rolleyes
It would IF it was the last thing you bought! Knowing how tight you are, it was probably something years ago. Tongue

You didn't say recently, you just said the last thing you boughtRolleyesTongue
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(15-08-2021, 11:41 PM)Bren Wrote:
(15-08-2021, 01:01 PM)Spec Wrote: Would a box of red wine count? Rolleyes
Mine was coffee so maybe we could share our drinks.  Or is that against the rules ?
I am quite willing to share, for every teaspoon full of coffee you give me I will give you a teaspoon full of red wineBig Grin remember you didn't buy the water fir the coffee Big Grin Big Grin
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The last thing I've bought was a few minutes ago - a bottle of Opium perfume for my mum, it's her favourite and she's emptied the last bottle. I got a double discount on it so the price was good.

What exactly is a lifetime's supply? A bottle of perfume every week and I could set up my own online shop, a pint of milk a week and I'd be desperate in three days  Tongue
Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished  – Lao Tzu
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(14-08-2021, 10:26 PM)Scarlet Wrote: Asda delivery. Does that count?
Having given this due consideration - No. Tongue

What was the last item on the order?
The Moneyless Chicken says:- 
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.
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(16-08-2021, 10:06 AM)Veggie Wrote:
(14-08-2021, 10:26 PM)Scarlet Wrote: Asda delivery. Does that count?
Having given this due consideration - No. Tongue

What was the last item on the order?
My neighbours xdry vermouth! I don't like it
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At the price of Opium a joroit should last 5 years Big Grin(for Veggie, a joroit, means a(jor)jar '(o)of itSmile)
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Part 2 Smile

You know those sci-fi disaster movies where a group of people are suddenly isolated from civilisation (as they know it) and have to survive on whatever they have to hand.
Here's the twist in the tale - we are that group and we have to survive on the last items we bought!!

Seeds
Chinese Takeaway
Almond Magnums
Concrete
Coffee
Corn plasters
Coach screws
Tray of peaches
Sour cream and chive crisps
TV Magazine
Box of Red wine
Opium perfume
Dry vermouth

Could you get by with those items for a lifetime? Smile

PS Nobody said I was sane!!
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Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.
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We're doomed no water or veggies.  Confused
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Well we won’t starve  Wink  Big Grin
Builder that would like to go play in the garden.
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(16-08-2021, 07:52 PM)Bren Wrote: We're doomed no water or veggies.  Confused
Who needs water when there’s wine  Big Grin . We’ll have veggies when the seeds have grown    Cool
Builder that would like to go play in the garden.
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