£5 Christmas Hamper

My guess is: 

Nyetimber 1086 Vintage 2010 75cl 
Billecart-Salmon Rosé Cuvee Elisabeth 2008 75cl 
Aldo Conterno Barolo Romirasco 2017 75cl 
Penfolds Yattarna Chardonnay 2019 75cl 
Vega Sicilia Valbuena No 5 2018 75cl 
Chateau Canon Saint Emilion 2010 75cl 
Castillo Ygay Gran Reserva Rioja Especial 2011 
Chateau Gazin Pomerol 2011 Magnum 1.5L 
Whistle Pig 15 Year Old Estate Oak Rye Whiskey 
Shimmering Gold Crackers 
Spode Magnificent Pudding 907g 
Waxed Cheddar Truckle 900g 
F&M Scottish Smoked Salmon Pick 1kg 
Whole Christmas Ham 5kg 
Triple Cream Cheese 230g 
Glenarm Salt-Aged Rib of Beef 3kg 
Traditional Stilton Jar 1kg 
Cranberry Topped Pork Pie 1.36kg 
Oscietra Caviar 50g...

Oh no wait, that's the £6000 Fortnum & Mason Imperial Hamper.